so I’m thinking if I should engage in online dating

dinosaursbutno:

Actually I’ve got my announce all ready to go:

Hey you! Don’t you get to discuss enough politics at home? Doesn’t your wife pay attention to the latest events of Finland’s domestic policy? I’m in my twenties, grammatically flawless, politically green. I can speculate on election results all night long. Call me.

I see how that could work.

i’m promoting my homebitch here. she’s smart and hot so if you think you’ve got what it takes, message her